moblog de joff http://blog.joffjoff.com It's a blog posted from a mobile phone Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:30:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en In the news http://blog.joffjoff.com/2008/08/31/in-the-news/ http://blog.joffjoff.com/2008/08/31/in-the-news/#comments Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:30:14 +0000 Joff http://blog.joffjoff.com/2008/08/31/in-the-news/
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Police are hunting a seven foot foam TV star, who allegedly attacked a fellow nightclub goer. What sort of bouncer lets in a Tellytubby to a club?

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This is what you get when you delay boarding by 30min. Speedy boarders first, though, then families with children, THEN the rest of the cattle are allowed on.

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I have no idea how my watch ended up on my wrist this morning. I fly out to France in a few hours, and wasn’t planning on taking my timepiece with me, but obviously my subconscious has other plans. It’ll get all sandy now.

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I thought a sausage bagel would make a nice breakfast… it seems I was wrong. It was disgusting. Yuk.

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I’ve finally jumped on the Twitter bandwagon! You can follow me as joffhopkins, which is lovely.

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En route upon a Troika bus to Paul and Jo’s reception, which is in some unpronouncable Welsh village. Nice scenery, bit bumpy. It would also appear that the driver has no idea where to take us. Marvellous.

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There are over thirty flats in my complex, and a tiny recycling bit, which is collected once a fortnight. Needs to be more often, I think, or the Council need to give us a bigger bin. Or both!

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No lift, no stairs. Why did I bother coming in?

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Just in case I forget what this is…

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For many teams, the end of the footie season has brought disappointment. Derby, Reading and Birmingham all leave the Premier League, the same day Man U are crowned champions. This melancholy Chelsea fan took the slow train towards Reading, ruefully sharing a bottle of Freixenet with his companion.

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